The Bagel Times

As I sit here …

and watching the Vasquez/Donaire fight, I have came to the ultimate realization that I will never understand things that men like. I.E, Boxing, sports, hunting, guns, war video games, etc etc.

Boxing: I find it sad and violent.

Sports: I find it boring and a huuuuuuuuge waste of money. Why do grown men wear jerseys and pretend like they are actually playing the game?! Last time I checked…real athletes do not sit on their ass and eat Cheetos all day while cursing at the TV during a game.

Hunting: that’s just fucked up.

Guns: nothing is manly-er than owning a gun because they are too weak to really fight. Or better yet, too weak to protect their families, so guns are the next best thing. Yeah, i’ll pass.

War Video games: because you are too fragile to really enlist in the military.

I will never understand boys!